I don’t leave the house unless I have one on deck. Mostly incase a bear tries to eat me. One never knows...

This has to be it - otherwise, what kind of monster goes to a coffee house with one on deck like that ready to go?

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

A deuce is a deuce

They’re not wrong.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series:

Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

Sorry, I don’t remember that Rita Ora album.

That was actually pretty calm and reasonable for Alec Baldwin. Low bar, I know. But still not very different from what a lot of commenters here were saying here when the story broke.

Polanski should definitely sue. He’ll be made very welcome when he comes to testify in a California court. We’ll even provide him with room and board.

It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.

The replies to Roseanne are amazing. She isn’t built for the social media game. She should stick to threatening and bullying people in person.

Why would an asshole shit talk someone for doing anal?

In his defense, if my teenage past were to resurface, I would have t...oh wait, I’ve never been a racist scumbag. Nevermind.

“As of yet, there’s no clarity on the reason for his glove-corn...”

That’s “Are-ick-oh vair” on the big board in the ESPN war room.