I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

Can’t wait to see how Princeling Fielder does in 2037 against Bartolo...

Bartolo Colon is the last remaining Expo.

Tino Martinez had 22 chances to get a hit off of Bartolo and never got a hit off of him.

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

WHAT THE...

I know it’s an typo, but I would play the shit outta work dart bar dart

“Two days after they were bounced out by Florida, Arkansas traveled to Nashville to play six games in one day against Tennessee State”

The matches have been repackaged as The Cousins Cup presented by Incestry.com

I enjoy anything that turns professional athletes into children bickering on a playground.

Agreed. I have 3 daughters and while I don’t want details, my job is not threaten their boyfriends but to teach the girls to be confident, do things on their own terms and, if they are going to have sex, use protection.

As bad of a look as it is, the gun is nothing compared to the white belt.

It’s not harmless, it’s misogynist, bullying bullshit. Parents don’t own their kids and fathers don’t get to control their daughters’ sex lives with violence.

it really doesn’t matter - even if he fired the gun he’d miss wide right

I am not surprised that someone who looks like he hasn’t read a book also doesn’t know what a magazine is.

I heard Hubie give another accurate description.

Remember, Horse Gronkowski: It’s not just Gronk riding you. It’s everyone Gronk’s ever ridden who’s riding you...

Boston fans don’t know who Bledsoe is, either, but that’s because all basketball players look alike.

Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

It’s quite possible that their seats were elsewhere.  During warm-up, which this was, a lot of kids go down to the glass to get a good look at the players and beg for pucks.  Once the game started, she might have been in the nose-bleeds.