Better: Jagr

Who is the better Old Sports Dude: Jaromir Jagr or Bartolo?

Let’s keep examining the crazy. That trade was an absolute robbery for Cleveland. At the time they received:

In 2008 he played in 7 games.

That last picture of Sanders and Bolton...I can’t.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

“Today I put my hand on a Bible. I wasn’t under oath when I wrote that book”. Queen.

and we’re all dumber for having tried to figure it out.

Out of all the characters in this story, I think I like the bulldog the most.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

I think the closest would be “Actually Gary Sanchez is the most important Yankee.” For one, Aaron Judge was probably the true MVP last year once you look at how his stats hold up to Altuve’s. And secondly, both Gary and George really were great and vital to their team, so it’s something that you could conceivably…

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

The original Player to be Named Later.

It’s a generalization- yes. But “complete bullshit?” Nope.

Damn you and your kindly “email story forwarded by grandma” joke

Bill Maher is trash.

I have taken that oath chief

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

This account has gone nearly a year without posting, and three years before that, and now appears out of nowhere to talk Deafheaven on a Shohei Ohtani home run highlight. I don’t know what any of it means, but I’m starring it.

Sunbather is the record of the decade