Duel

Gawker provided a link to the pics

Yellowstone or Hawaii

Gotcha. I have one problem.... I’m fresh out of grad school. My research was on unconventionals

Very kind of you. Thank you. Your role is?

Need a geologist?

Spend 70% talking about her

Structural geology

Is there another way?

The sad truth is.... nobody cares

Thank you

How’s Hati doing? Go watch cartoons

Right. Thank God we care about a cartoon more than Hati being destroyed

Adults debating cartoons. The Greatest Generation? Try learning finance in your free time... maybe go outside

It’s gonna rain, you Apple buyer

English majors need something to do, too. Because after grad school, they’ll be working at starbucks

If I say tax the 1%, but buy all apple products? I am a .......? (Hint, apple hides all its cash overseas

People yell tax the 1% but buy apple, a company that hides billions offshore

Gfy

Smith is a violent asshole