Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

Not an advanced civilization for sure

Or suckered us into giving aid to 1b across the globe

Accept that some deserve to be adjuncts

I thoughthink Kilmer did a good job

Yes.... the doors

Do you understand that there are less marriages in black culture? The lack of 2 parents is extremely detrimental.

You must’ve been in the military

They can’t seige. 2nd-world idiots

Oh squiddy, you’re so fucking enlightened. Would you be open to taking 1 million immigrants without any background check ?

It wasn’t just a spanking. He switched the kid’s balls

Clean energy will take a scientific break thru

I love u

Cartoons? Would you say you’re immature?

I agree. Also, shouldn’t deadspin avoid writing about the NFL if they recommend ignoring it?

Is Hamilton gonna write a post on how you can afford a vacation to Iceland

I’m judging your parents

Fuck addicts

Tis true that Fertility expires. Young women hate the reminder

Who’s paying for it