Whoa. Whoa! Let’s take a step back here. No one is accusing you — you, this precious fucking snowflake nobody — of making shit up for lols and clicks. I know the whole fucking internet and your parents and professors can vouch for you getting laid, etc. Pardon us, on behalf of the world. A thousand pardons, princess.

I know you’re full of shit because according to feminism any penetrative sex is rape.

truly seems like it...

You sex weirds. That is all.

I wonder if anyone else says YAY!! after getting a blow job. Is that just me?

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Wow, reaching the bottom of the barrel of stupid shit to say about Trump? Why not stick to a subject more Gawker’s style like Pokemon or how to shave your legs?

I don’t work in Silicon Valley and I’m not an innovator or a billionaire but according you I’m incredibly out of touch. Well done you for judging.

It must suck being so jealous of people. Crying about the 1% lol get a better job you loser.

“muh feelings” - t. post

Poopy Doo-Doo Shit Fuck Weenie

I won’t fuck any tweet because I don’t get triggered and bent out of shape with every little thing people say. I get that you have deadlines to meet and content to produce but this is pure drivel at best, and millennial garbage at worst. The more you rail against this sort of thing the more I find myself hating you…

Did this article ever get interesting? I fell into a boredom coma pretty much after finishing the third paragraph.

He is right, you are wrong. I can see why you are offended by it in typical liberal fashion.

Welcome to the real world Ms. Peyser. Where not everyone is a liberal millennial hipster.

What the hell did I just waste my time reading?

I try to be accepting of all viewpoints—

Don’t argue about invasion of privacy, infringement of personality rights, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

Ok I don’t know if all the old writers at Giz got fired or something but this is yet another example of an insultingly stupid article. I’m out.

No wonder this site is going to hell.