Whoa. Whoa! Let’s take a step back here. No one is accusing you — you, this precious fucking snowflake nobody — of making shit up for lols and clicks. I know the whole fucking internet and your parents and professors can vouch for you getting laid, etc. Pardon us, on behalf of the world. A thousand pardons, princess.

I know you’re full of shit because according to feminism any penetrative sex is rape.

truly seems like it...

You sex weirds. That is all.

I wonder if anyone else says YAY!! after getting a blow job. Is that just me?

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.