Are you covered head-to-toe is a black garment such that only your eyes are visible? You know, that darling feminist garb that empowers women as sexual individuals? Is that something you are any other empowered woman here wears ever? And you fully support the principle of wearing this barbaric medieval wardrobe, that…

Well, since this is a largely pedantic essay, let me dive right in.

Clearly this woman probably an anti-vaxxing, climate denier, truther, and definitely anti-science. Clearly! Tin foil hat wearing anti-science nut job, I say. If she just shut up with her own stupid barbaric ideas about child birth and listened unquestionably to her betters in the medical community, this would never…

Hey.

Oh man, it’s a good thing you galloped up on your white horse and brought along your keen nose for sarcasm!

Whoa. Whoa! Let’s take a step back here. No one is accusing you — you, this precious fucking snowflake nobody — of making shit up for lols and clicks. I know the whole fucking internet and your parents and professors can vouch for you getting laid, etc. Pardon us, on behalf of the world. A thousand pardons, princess.

Word up! I’m just fishing.