Ugh, a hot take for the sake of a hot take.

I am aware.

Yeah, Schindler’s List was amazing.

“This is Philly, this is not somewhere else in the NHL....Have some class.”

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

This is bad Kinja. Or is it good Kinja? I don’t know the rules anymore. Either way, this comment is objectively bad to the extent that it made me chuckle.

1. A soft-serve ice cream sundae served in a mini plastic baseball hat.

Next at 11...teens do stupid shit.

You’re trash.

Her attorney is garbage.

The USWNT is head and shoulders above almost every other team... but nearly all of these are supremely stoppable goals. Holy shit. Some are absolutely pathetic.

I see ads like this every single day on Google pages.

How many of your friends did you report to the IRS so that you could win that bar argument? If the answer is 0, you’re not trying hard enough.

Send me all of your account information and I’ll be happy to help.

How do I open a sham business in the Caribbean without paying expensive lawyer fees?

You’re right. We are all sexists. Can you tell me where the line is to turn in my feminist card?

It’s rare to find such a steaming pile of bullshit.

Counterargument: Had Bernie been Elizabeth...

whatever

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.