here i am looking at everyon’e dick

seems easy enough to replicate

what is with jezebel defending predatory men based on the perceived merit of their artistic achievements?

hot taek alert! start your weekend early, kate

hey gawker dot com did something happen to prince? were any of you even alive when purple rain came out?

How does Deadspin get around DMCA takedowns? You guys are intentionally and shamelessly profiting off of Prince’s death.

i’m seeing dave chappelle tonight..should be interesting

kanye and his mom, tiger and his dad....damn

or, conversely, she does

this is racist. this is their culture.

ergo, a real taco

everyone knows gawker’s slack channel is home to the highest-brow workplace humor

a cocktail is whatever the hell you want it to be, with booze

this seems like a waste of everybodys time, mine included

they’re not even garbage humans, they’re dumb kids. let’s not condemn people so thoroughly over a text conversation.

dank you more like it

i’m willing to try if someone’s willing to marry me

they seem insufferable

in the grays, unsurprisingly

if youre gay, maybe