Nobody dies because they don’t have access to health care.

I totally agree. I need one of these for herding deplorables.

“Kill the head and the body will die.”

“We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

Merely a beta test of the new UberHits service. Disrupting the hit-men market.

Yes, I’m so excited for the surprise announcement of LMFAO singing Champagne Showers at the inauguration.

Nothing, because he is uber leet hacker extraordinaire.

He actually wanted to know her in the biblical sense. Lost in translation. Sad.

Black lung good. ACA bad. Gyna bad.

I loose my mind daily. I let loose so much awesomeness that it amazes me.

“Blue lives matter”

Don’t make Trump jealous. Now he will want 50 men with gold gloves in 50 of his re-commissioned Cadi limos to do this. It will be unpresidented.

5 safe-spaces required for chin

Yeah, that’s right! Tell him who’s boss!

You hurt my feels!

“Buck Ofama, Huck Fillary, Duck Femocrats”

-10 out of 10. Learn to troll harder for the new hawtness!

Penn State can revel in their win all they want. But winning in no way heals the hurt of the children raped. Do you think it does?

Way deep down south, where we play this game
It’s them Quad City DJs and you
We call it the train
So if you wanna ride your thing