But the internet is like 90% porn.

What kind of audience participation happened during Tis Pity She’s A Whore?

Needs some dude wearing flannel and a girl in a flower dress and combat boots to be the Most 1990s Thing Ever!!!!

Can you blame him?

If they’re gonna make movies over 3 hours long, then they need to bring back intermissions.

I don’t understand why they don’t recast the character, like they did with Cleopatra.

I don’t think so, but I’m sure Mr. Mind will show up in James Gunn’s new DC Cinematic Universe.  The main villain for his Suicide Squad movie was Starro.  So, I would be shocked if he didn’t get Mr. Mind into at least one movie.

Rob Lowe made a sex tape with a 16 year old girl, and it’s not even the most regrettable moment of his career!!!!

There are people out there who think Melanie Lynskey is fine just the way she is and would tap her like a keg. I am one of those people.

It’s not TV, and now it looks like it’s not even HBO anymore.

I gotta be honest:  I think a version of Othello where he’s white and everyone else is black sounds interesting. 

Gladiator isn’t really a bad movie, but Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon should have been the first foreign film to win Best Picture. 

Why?  He’s one of the reasons What We Do In The Shadows exists.  And, I like his take on Korg.  

I’m sure many people wouldn’t mind paying taxes to Ana de Armas.

It’s nice to see Jennifer Garner starring in something other than a fucking Capital One commercial. I know she needed the work, but she’s too good to be stuck as a spokesperson. 

Sounds like a slap would have improved things. 

• Tim Russ was barely in the episode, but he gets the award for “Resting Judgy Face.” I say this with respect and envy.

Fucking hell.  Lucas doesn’t even own the franchise anymore, and we still have to watch it based on his preferences!?  Just let people watch Star Wars how they wanna watch it.

At first.  But, the last poster shown, the one Andy had when he escaped, was Raquel Welch.

I knew exactly what Number 1 was going to be, but I was not disappointed.  Out Of Sight is a stone cold classic.