Since I recently finished a rewatch of Cheers, Sam Malone and Diane Chambers was on my mind for this one.  They had smoldering sexual chemistry together, so much so they left a trail of salt everywhere.  But, that was basically all they had in common.  It was never gonna work out.  However, Sam ends it with an act of…

Looks like Dutton has to go now because his planet needs him. 

Those episodes weren’t great but I did like the ones with Diane and Woody. 

Also I wonder if they’ll do something honoring Rebecca. 

They’re still working.  John Ratzenberger was just on an episode of Poker Face. 

Also, obligatory...

No mention of Kevin’s older brother, Wayne!?

Michael B. Jordan is to acting what a great athlete is to sports. But, I just can’t think of one to compare him to.

What I want to know is:  How do you pronounce the title?

Scissor me, Daddy Ass!!!!

Well, that sounds terrible.[/understatement]

Yeah, I’m amazed he’s 96.  He was moving around like he was only 70.

He’s probably a shitty tipper to boot.

No Niles!?  Then, what’s the fucking point!?

Somebody introduce Tucker Carlson to Deviantart or some other cartoon porn site so he can jerk off to sexy drawings of the Green M&M in peace. 

He tweets about Hooters so much that I assume he gets some kind of compensation from them. 

Now would be the perfect time to recast her role.  With Vince McMahon returning to WWE to sell the company and the Saudis being a potential buyer, a lot of badass-looking ladies are going to be considering a new job opportunity.

I think he would make a good Guy Gardner.  

Call me when the porn comes back.