Just a reminder that Donald Trump publicly berated Obama on a daily fucking basis for eight fucking years, continually insisting that he did not meet the minimum requirement to be president. In short, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck this hypocritical bullshit by the right.

Absolute

This is unbelievably horrible. Actually, no. Given where we are as a country, it’s very believable. And that’s the worst part.

He cheated in their first year. That’s why they renewed their vows so quickly.

Didn’t she also get to keep her Cruella de Ville costume from 101 Dalmations? I remember reading an interview where she says sometimes she’ll wear it at Halloween to frighten trick-or-treaters (she is amazing).

I kind of like to imagine she just takes stuff from the set and no one is brave enough to tell her no.

I saw Last of the Mohicans on a first date.

IIRC, they only abused his children.

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

In more than 300 now-deleted videos, the parents screamed profanities at their children and broke their toys. In one of the videos, Michael Martin was seen pushing his son into a bookshelf, which resulted into the boy getting a bloody nose, and ordering one of his stepsons to slap his daughter.

Look, even if this shit had been nothing but actual pranks, that’s still an evil thing to do to your child. Your kid should never, ever feel tricked by you. On purpose. For your amusement.

if you are male and your male boss forces you to watch porn at work, you have been sexually harassed.

I never even tried to lynch a large child, or a teen, or an adult. I am far from perfect and was a pretty dumb teen. I can confidently say lynching was never even considered as a thing to try.

I never tried to murder a kid.

This isn’t a normal “mistake” made by young children, and unless this behavior is corrected, it very well will haunt them later in life; when the end up fully-grown assholes.  

That’s attempted murder, isn’t it? I mean...what am I missing?

Counterpoint: this will be great for the mold spore removal industry because jobs #MAGA #Mar-a-Lagofuckyourself

And the kids who get free lunch, all that food they’ll be missing out, with dwindling supplies at home I’m sure.

God, even beyond the current full menu of disasters, just thinking about the mold issues, ruined supplies, teardown and rebuild costs... It’s not like they can just empty out and dry the buildings. Those things will be unfit for human use and they’ll probably require specially outfitted crews to clean up/tear down…

I feel grimy when I merely listen to descriptions of Burning Man. “Hey, Mad Madam Mim, you remember when your ex used to drag you to concerts for bands you didn’t enjoy? What if I told you there is a place where you could recreate that experience, but it’s 8 days long, you’re in the desert, and you have no running…