My question is: Did he go out and buy a new nazi flag or did he just have one lying around?

Let’s guess the next trend. My guess... sentient toys:

One of my coworkers told me she won’t try bacon due to religious reasons.

I, on the other hand, refuse to try religion due to bacon reasons.

• The Duck Challenge: Change the topic of conversation to ducks without anybody noticing.

Speaking of challenges... did you know that ducks have corkscrew penises? Let’s talk about that.

The “challenge” is an interesting social phenomenon, being basically a modern-day manifestation of the “dare,” but issued to the public rather than to an individual. Now I have some very bad ideas for challenges...

Dancing to the song isn’t the challenge, it is getting out of a moving car to dance that is a challenge. (or maybe the challenge is to then get back into the moving car, possibly also while dancing.)
I hear his next video will feature dancing while jumping off a cliff, only to catch oneself in the trees below.…

They need to shut up and let Darwin take his victims, which modern safety has otherwise needlessly permitted to continue breathing.

Bangers and mash...

Dear god society is becoming dumber by the second (not like I needed to point this out).

If you thought it was a good idea to attempt this ‘challenge’ initially, an NTSB warning won’t a change a thing. Hell, I doubt most of them even know that the NTSB is a thing that exists.

I’m so sorry this happened to you! There is really nothing to say except I’m so sorry you’re going through this. My doctor once suggested a little “scream therapy” when I wanted to burn it all down.

Good evening, all. Thankful for an early SNS. This is going to be a straight-up vent but the tl;dr version is that I’m struggling with anxiety and could use some positive thoughts.

I’m gonna be honest, I had a most terrible idea while typing all that:

We mainly just grill or do salad because lazy. I did fire up the oven today to make a black raspberry (picked fresh from our yard) cobbler, inspired by a Lifehacker post earlier this week. We’re having friends come over for steak and microwave “baked” potatoes first. I also picked up some locally made vanilla ice…

Been too depressed for dating....... well, attempts at dating..... this week.

Ok beloved Jezzies- I am officially soliciting any and all good thoughts/prayers/juju/whatever. Month 2 of trying to conceive, and we’ve made a lot of tweaks this month to try to up our odds. Bought some lube that is supposed to mimic EWCM, had sex every day during ovulation period (which isn’t really supposed to do…

My daughter learned how to swim two weeks ago and took the training wheels off of her bike on Monday. Seeing her enjoy her first tastes of independence is amazing.