Did the guy with the Australian mum register to vote? Nobody mentioned it then?

I actually had an offer of a green card marriage from a New Zealander many years ago. I turned it down because you know...legal stuff. Of course, I visited NZ later and have been kicking myself ever since.

Western Europe.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

“Later, spotting a crowd of people, he said “What a crowd!” and “What a turnout!”

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Hailing from the state, I can tell you that that part of AZ does bear a striking resemblance to the Jundland Wastes on Tatooine, so she’s not really wrong....

In the interim, I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

And cue the tea parties complaining about “legislatin from the bench!”...whatever that means. In the interim, I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

Bumble has this option already.

White tennis shoes, a crisp, white shirt with the collar turned up and a cap that says FLOTUS. This is nothing but a photo-op for this woman. Try again.

When she got off the plane, she was wearing a hat with her hair in a ponytail, no jacket, and flats. All you self-righteous, contemptuous, bitter, resentful, empty vessels of seething hatred convinced her to change during the flight.

She’s playing “natural disaster dress-up” albeit with high heels, and he looks like his wife is making him go to the grocery store against his will, where he’ll be pushing around an empty cart, pissed off, because he can’t find anything and is too pig headed to ask for help.

Unrelated but you seem fun and we should go clubbing some time

So I used to agree with the first paragraph of this essay but thanks to the Ladies Trump I guess I don’t anymore?

Not gonna lie, I like her outfit.....in ANY OTHER FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCE. I wouldn’t even be dumb enough to wear this get up and I used to drive my car with the gas light on in snowstorms decked out in club wear.

“Mrs. Trump, you may want to change your footwear to something less like you’re going to a fucking wedding.”