Sometimes you gotta’ watch with subtitles because of the heavy accents.  

“Malt Loaf”

Nissan is like a restaurant that advertises a daily special and that daily special always turns out to be meatloaf.

And make it a comedy.  

“Pedo-Safety-Board”

“Doc” would have made a helluva “outside the box” Bond baddie. Isaac would be Felix. Julie the Bond girl. Gopher as Moneypenny. And Charo as a nuclear scientist.  Obviously, Cap’n Stubbing is M.  

Flagged and starred.  

Make me an offer on my 2009 Outback, Alex. Sure it’s not sporty. And no one has ever described it as “sexy.” It’ll be harder to street park than the GTI. It doesn’t have any fancy safety features like blind spot warning or adaptive cruise. It’s got some light scratches and a ding or two . . . where was I going with…

Yeah, but how many cup holders does it have, huh?  HUH?!!

Bad take.

What you did was the visual equivalent of turning off a blaring car alarm. Thank you.

So I guess Gail is a Werepyre now.

Is “Luxury” a Hot Pocket flavor for the Japanese market?  Because if it isn’t I think an opportunity is being squandered.  

A few months ago, you got name-checked my Michael Colameco on PBS’s Create Network.

Also, Yacht Rock classic, “Sailing” plays on a continuous loop over the stereo system.

They really need to update the naming protocol for hurricanes. Ida, Mindy, and Bob sound like people you play pickleball with rather than deadly and massively destructive storms.

Toyota named it as a homage to this guy.

Maybe if people didn’t drive so fast, they wouldn’t be so furious.

I read that laugh in the voice of Wallace Shawn’s Vizzini in “The Princess Bride.” And then pictured you keeling over.

Good call.  No way I’m riding back there.