The bed seats with the handgrips give me some Buck Rogers vibes . . . like those seats ought to launch or something.  

“Careful getting ouuu-Oh shit, are you Okay?”

Agreed with everything you said but my dad lives thousands of miles away!

Milk Street Kitchen’s version is easy as can be and about 80% of what you’d get in S’pore/HK. The hardest part is getting quality chicken that’s properly sized - every damn chicken at the supermarket is 5 lbs or bigger. I like the 3-4 lbs size for Hainan Ji Fan.

The one my buddy owns and lets me borrow the 2x a year I need a pickup truck.

I know, I know. That wasn’t even a dad joke. It was a goofy-uncle-Bob-no-wonder-he-never-married joke.

Call me when they do the “Urban” package because 99.99% of my miles are on asphalt while hauling groceries.

Always a list-maker but more so since the pandemic. Don’t want to be in the store any longer than necessary and don’t want to make multiple trips.

If they only cook x2 a year, they are more likely to be cereal fillers rather than serial killers.  

It’s not that they’re the worst, they display and magnify the worst qualities that we all have.

But this time it’s different.

I mean, Hollywood keeps making Hulk, Spiderman and Suicide Squad movies for some reason.  

Slim card case + money clip.  

Next thing you’re gonna’ tell me is that Father Christmas is just fat uncle Bob in a red suit and fake beard.  

Meh.  I want Kit-kats from Japan and Fazer Chocolate from Finland.  

I do not envy restaurants having to figure this out as they go along in addition to the million-and-one other challenges they have in running their businesses.

How many transmissions have you gone through with the Saab?

Sad day when Subaru discontinued the Legacy wagon in the U.S. market. I think 2007 was the last model year.

I’ve owned three Subies and never had an issue with the head gasket (knock wood).  I think the worst of it was sorted by the time I bought my first one in ‘07.   

No and no.