The ABC’s of conservatism:

In the immortal words of Norm MacDonald:

They can all be sovereign citizens of the same prison system.  There they will not have to pay taxes, I don’t see a down side to this really?? (besides the millions in wasted tax dollors from all the people who actually pay taxes of course)

probably buried in an avalanche like in the Dyatlov Pass incident

Season 1 was from 9 years ago. Obama. Colin Kaepernick. Gone Girl. The Fappening. The ice bucket challenge. Two of the best Marvel movies. Adele Dazeem. Ancient history at this point.

If you want my body
And you think I’m sexy
You’ll be hearing from my lawyer

Yeah, I’m leaning on it being two diff killers, too 

Just saw it last night. My partner’s theory is that someone (the producer?) tried to kill Ben with the poison and failed. Then Dickie, realizing in that brief “Ben is dead” period how happy he was without Ben, went and killed him by pushing him down the elevator shaft. The scene of him crying with the handkerchief he…

I’ve long been convinced that Fallon is essentially what would happen if Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd’s character in Parks & Rec) somehow got a TV show.

With one giant caveat being This Old House/Ask This Old House, the best show on television, and the only one my fiance and I watch regularly. We may as well add Kevin, Tom, and Richard to the wedding guest list at this point.

driving a vehicle into an area compromising Manhattan south of 60th Street.

Fair market value is not fair.

Hopefully he’s picking mangoes somewhere nicer than this craphole.

Still not as good as Michael Shannon reading that horrific Sorority e-mail.

Well Rushmore was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. Rushmore... Rush.. More... Pakow... Cha-pakow... Rushmore...

You don’t actually have to understand the Leidenfrost effect

I liked the Steve Walsh quote about Leicester’s midfield being “Danny Drinkwater in the middle and Ngolo Kante either side.”.

I find that generally people who like to call themselves libertarian are just republicans who like marijuana.

The LaGuardia High School that Paulson graduated from is better known as the La Guardia High School of the Performing Arts. The school they based the film (and syndicated series) Fame from.

Didn’t the guy who played Silvio end up in some lame Bon Jovi cover band outside of Philly?