“Discrimination in death is unacceptable.”

That would be the “religious freedom” law Trump started pushing on Monday (and Pence previously signed in Indiana).

I read part of the lawsuit and it’s infuriating. They were in contact with the funeral home all while the spouse was in the hospital, knowing he was going to die any day and trying to make sure everything moved swiftly once that happened. And on the day of his death, the funeral home got the paperwork and THEN said…

I thought that at first... but then when she made her bullshitty comments about consent later in the article (dolphins can just swim away), I wasn't so sure anymore.

And I couldn't help but notice the author couldn't even throw in that she didn't agree with that awful bullshit. Ugh.

I don't think jealousy was a big part of what caused this relationship to Flounder.

A few more fish puns, please? Just for the halibut.

the most perfect and only fitting response.

He also compares zoophilia to interracial dating, hoping that one day, the former may be as acceptable as the latter.

Shouldn't that be 'Fishandry'?

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No more fish puns - you're giving me a splitting haddock.

But, but - he was talking to the dolphin in his head while high, so it did totally consent... in his head... while he was on drugs...

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I can't believe he did that on porpoise.

Oh so it's fine for Helena Bonham Carter to get naked with a fish, but not for this guy to bone a dolphin? I see how it is!

"I wrote the book so I wouldn't have to tell the story."