You are definitely my most favorite person on the internet today.

Swim capris are a thing? Must know more about this, plz and thx, because that sounds like my ideal swim-bottom type.

It's Jia so.. pretty sure she didn't.

Try this one maybe: DEPRRSSION DOESN’T DISCRIMINATE.

The absolute hardest thing for me was not being believed; that damaged my trust far more than the actual rape ever could.

This is how it is for me, too.

OR.. you can do all of these things AND protest. They are not mutually exclusive.

OhmygodYAS.

I would very much like to know how one eats a rice crispy treat so that it looks even remotely like a cell phone and would like to try it.

Holy balls. I am so sorry that happened to you. This is one time in which I *really* hope karma comes through.

Bit of an aside: I am completely smitten with the phrase “fussy vagina” and will forever be grateful to you for bringing that word pairing into my life.

This thread is EVERYTHING right now. I am on day 36 of a nightmarish journey through the Menstrual River Styx, finally with a diagnosis of PCOS, fibroids and endometriosis coming into clear view on the other side.

That is the noise of a cat who has been betrayed, BETRAAAYYYYED, by a delicious frozen treat.

+1 for Veronica, the Cat Who Will Cut a Bitch.

“If she* says she’s* a woman, then she’s* a woman.”

Scotsmen fleeing to the Isle of Skye and disguising themselves as Irish before emigrating to the U.S. MacLeod to MacClure to McClure.

I just can’t be the only person who reads these things and thinks, “man, calm your tits; there are so many better people in this world who’d actually deserve this kind of vitriol.”