As a native Floridian who got the hell outta there I can tell you that it is safe to assume there is a gator in every body of water in the entire state. I can also tell you that f*cking snowbirds feed the damn things ALL THE TIME. (Seriously. I lived in a subdivision with ponds and there was a group of retirees who…

The firefighters’ gators were almost certainly unrelated to one that drowned Lane Graves, because it’s hard for a gator to cross the roadways. Also, why would you go chasing kids when you’re being fed by hand?

Small adult sons?

It's no wonder he was overwhelmed. That was easily the largest group of Hawks fans he’s ever been in front of.

I guess Trump didn’t want to have the lowest rating in the room.

Antonio Sabato Jr.

The Kobe meme makes me want to get high. To the extreme!

I get not wanting to nibble on mediocrity, but I’d much rather nosh on adequacy than choke on greatness, assuming I can also sip on competence.

Did you know Draymond Green was once suspended for a pattern of hitting people in the dick and balls?

Somewhere inside his kidneys at that point I am assuming.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

Please, please don’t use pictures of this fuckwad’s face to headline posts.

I love him. All the apathy. He like lays down in the middle of the paths of people in the middle of public walkways. He truly rules Downing Street.

So all you writers and Hillary supporters (one in the same in many cases) raging about how Sanders wouldn’t support Hillary and is a huge dick because of it, will shut up now, right?

What percent of Bernie Sanders supporters will actually listen to Bernie Sanders about this? 10%? 1%? Unicorn%?

Chris Ash is the head coach at Rutgers.

He's not the current Rutgers coach

Schiano is the DC at Ohio State, not the HC at Rutgers.

He’s the DC at Ohio State, not Head Coach at Rutgers anymore.