And yet there was no urgent whispering about your TV ensemble

No, I didn’t just say the phrase ‘set it off’ while sneezing, why do you ask?

“So Michael, will you be at the HELMS of these organizations?”

(voice analysis complete) (NFL suspends Frank Caliendo)

Be on the lookout for any swords because she might throw herself on one to make the subtext text.

Good ol Mike Mayers, star of Boston Flowers: Domestic Person of Intrigue, So I Became Engaged to an Embezzler, The Like Shaman, and the clay-mated Dreck.

Slo-vak news day?

Well, hopefully they’ve already done their only dumb response with the VP selection, now it’s time to pretend the GOP is/was beneath contempt, throw a few jabs, but otherwise pretend they don’t exist and reach out to the millions of new young/Latino/young Latino voters out there.

Doubly unfortunate in that he was about to virtually catch the rarest of creatures.

I’m playing the Both Sides are the Same App developed by Unimportant Detritus, LLC and now my phone has been taken over by Russian hackers.

Knicks Superteam: All the radioactive material origins story without any of the superpowers

English interrogator: Rudolph, I know your party is committed to the Aryan-ization through warfare of the whole of Europe, but we just heard you’re forcing women in the Nazi HQ typing pool to skip lunch breaks. So WHAT’S the DEAL with THAT?

I thought he’d be able to able to visit East Lansing to ask people if they knew who he was, but only while treading on metallic surfaces with magneto-boots.

It’s like auditing Nazi Party leadership (or the Politburo) for compliance with labor laws or asking about the monochromatic nature of Philip Morris/British Petroleum spokes-liars during their public health and environmental crises.

So what caused his irreparable damage?

See you’re talking sense, a thing the delusional individuals in the owner’s box and the stands don’t want to hear.

“We want to welcome Ezekiel with a laurel... and Hardy handshake” — Jerry Jones

Please give reason why you missed the test

The question is whatever happened to Scolari’s Bosom Buddy, Tim something-or-other.

PS Teixeira will not be so much traded as thrown into a sack with a “Please Help, God Bless” note pinned to it and dumped on some other team’s front porch