Going forward, it would be a great job worthy of coach of the year to get them to 50, replacing Horford with Howard and Teague with ??, although they may have gotten a long-term absolute steal with the draft rights to Taurean Prince. Who knows, that could be the #2 seed, although I’m yet to be convinced that in that…

That sounds more like wishful thinking designed to separate delusional Bostonians from their money. No other teams apart from the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference should have even lines less than 1000-to-1, at least until Russell Westbrook gets traded to an also-ran.

Just think: his breathless, bouncy histrionics, but split three ways between these three asexually reproduced spore-children.

You know what they say, when life gives you a mediocre team winning 40-48 games every year just to get swept by the Cavaliers, make mediocre team winning 40-48 games every year just to get swept by the Cavaliers-ade.

Note to the GOP: ASJ is Italian, not Latino.

Can’t believe he didn’t get Jackie “Obama Should Be Institutionalized” Mason as the face of his extremely limited Jewish support, after all a few people did see Caddyshack II.

Trump, like Tebow, is a non-starter.

I still can’t believe those floor-cleaning robots have their own country

Does he call time outs by whoop whoop whooping and spinning around on the floor in a circle?

Considering that his (drippy Halloween font) ALLEGED sexual assault took place in mile-high Colorado, best not to utilize the attitude/altitude linguistic similarity.

(1) let’s establish that mediocrity/greatness meme using a generic VT basketball player, VT of course being the home of what must be 30 NCAA championships.

Here’s yet another commentary-less Mean Girls .gif to perfectly illust.. wait, this isn’t Jezebel

Blowing a .10 means that it’s a textbook case of BTRCGYBARPWI: Barhopping to Relive Collegiate Glory Years By Assaulting Random People While Intoxicated

“For this year, we’re changing our team name to the Alabama Crimson Asses”

Finally, two-in-one gossip that helps you sleep while you read it.

“Your office will be next to the Fox Business graveyard anchor’s office, Mr. Whitlock” “Sounds promising”

The highlight was in the 7th inning when they cut back to a visibly drunk Whitlock, having created a nacho pool on top of his hat and dipping torn-off pieces of hat-cloth into it.

Next up: developing a boat that, if DeAndre Jordan falls out of it, guarantees he will hit the water.

Just the one life? — Morris, spokescat for #NineLivesMatters

At one point earlier in the year nearly 72% of the legal resources in America were devoted to this monumental case, which is why we need to double the number of law schools in the next decade