Most of time when car enthusiasts complain about a lack of niche performance cars, it’s easy to defend the manufacturer - safety, insurance costs, development costs, etc. But here - honestly, what the fuck Subaru. Ask any Subaru person in the last 5 years and all we’ve been clamoring for is a WRX hatch. I’m sure the…

I already know everything I want to know about this beauty because I have been stalking religiously since it came out a few years ago... All I want to know is SUBARU........WHY WON’T YOU BRING IT HERE AS A WRX WAGON???!?!?!?!

And your point?

I’m choosing to believe that this is satire. I feel much better that way.

I think we found the 12 year old... or at least someone with the mentality of one.

Doesn’t matter, free car

Let’s see, that’s an Acura RL, so people not so much think you’re rich than they think you’re 1000 years old. The older C-class shouldn’t do *much* to shatter that perception. I’d say you’re fine until the Subaru at which point everyone will think you’re a lesbian.

They keep taking them away. The city is causing its own problem.

normal person with below-average sense of smell here.

Wanna know how you can get people to buy that car in the US? Wanna know how to make sports cars in general a viable option in the US? Wanna know how to kill the SUV/CUV/Crossover market?

Start supporting intercity and interstate mass transit.

Hear me out. Wanna know why I’m looking at a Honda HR-V and not a Miata as my…

“me, an affable dipshit.”

I think at $2500 new, it’s not even pretending to.

That breed can barely breathe on ground outside, much less thousands of feet in the air in an air restricted compartment.

What? You think that having a manual behind an engine which seemingly only exists to push the boundaries of CELs/mile would make it sell?

Except it’s only a Supra in name. It’s really just an outsourced, automatic BMW Z Coupe. There exists no design or mechanical heritage from Toyota. Tada, you’ve brought shame to your ancestors.

It had to be done the right way, which meant working with another marque to ensure the correct ingredients were in place.

No need to apologize for taking too long to bring back Supra.

Weight, headroom, reliability.

NO MORE OPEN SKY ROOFS!

Those wheels violate the Geneva Conventions.