nothing more expensive than cheap German muscle.

Counterpoint: No.

Lol this guy?

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Yeah, but you also chose to drive the ugliest car on the planet. I suppose that offsets the smugness thing? “Lookit me saving the earth, in a really fucking ugly vehicle”

I am not a car warmer upper (for environmental reasons, waste not want not etc). But I have new stuff and I do drive gently until the temp comes up.

Your Idiot is the most important job title I have, and I wear it with pride.

Jason, you are an idiot, but we all thought that long before this article. Plus, you’re OUR idiot.

The correct answer is to land on the person who just jumped before you.

the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

In his defense, storing anything other than gas in a gas can is not a wise move. Unless it had huge labels on it.

Thet look like puckered arseholes,that have just be bleached.

This is the reason I hate flying, the seats suck for tall people and 30% of the flight time is spent just sitting in the seat and waiting. Either give people some more leg room or while the plane isn’t flying maybe give us some standing room like in a bus has.

Jealousy doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel about that collection...

I get this... I wouldn’t do it, but I so get this. I’m 6'4", and always try to get exit row seating on Southwest. After about 4 hours in the air, I’m ready to get the hell of the plane and stretch out/ stand up.

Unless they’re amputees, then yes, each person in Atlanta has two snow brushes.

(Keep in mind that dude is literally a minivan enthusiast)

My younger sister was a little shit. My parents taught me never to hit anyone, and they never hit us, so I always reined it in when she was doing shitty things to me. But years later, my parents confessed to me that they were secretly wishing I would deck her once in a while.