That makes perfect sense and I agree but would you still choose the Jeep for reliability?

NASCAR road racing is the most entertaining racing on TV. Heavy spec cars with huge power and small tires that can take quite a bit of contact at road course speeds. Combine that with drivers who don’t alwsy drive robot perfect on a road course and you have a recipe for awesome.

I’m not “beating up” anyone. I have a job to do if you don’t like that job you don’t have to cooperate. No one forces anyone to do anything in this business.

This is a system the dealerships created. It’s not the customer’s fault you don’t make much money when they get the best deal. If you don’t want to sell them a car at a certain price you have the choice not to. Just like the customer has the choice to take a better offer elsewhere.

Tell me more about this musical car

Correlation does not equal causation.

“knock around money?” This is pure unadulterated “fuck you money.”

Mine is along these lines...but rubber steering wheels GOTTA GO. EVERY trim level car sold should have a leather wrapped wheel. The ONE thing you touch 100% of the time you’re driving should be enjoyable. I would GLADLY pay the $300 extra it costs to wrap that wheel.

“I love my mama very much, and now you know that”.

As a Bills fan, I have to tell you that when the Pats handed Gilmore big money, we laughed and laughed (and then threw each other through flaming tables) and laughed.

As someone who grew up as Chargers fan (from up here in the wilds of Canada), let me say Good. Fuck ‘em. They are dead to me, and I hope the ghost of Dan Fouts’ Beard haunts Spanos until he begs for help from Ryan Leaf.

Power is the energy it took to read a loquacious explanation, over time.

(Mom also liked that you complimented her car)

Thank you for this. It is a brief blip of levity and happiness during this waking nightmare that is my life.

Are you fucking serious? How is this the NRA’s fault?

nah, look how poorly they held the firearm... NRA would be sad and offer gun lessons

So, there’s this guy who walks in a bar, gets a beer, starts chatting with the bartender, tells him his mother-in-law is a nagging hag who is driving him and his wife nuts, and at some point the bartender interjects:

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

Sounds like the only time of year to avoid the city like the plague. Bunch of reckless idiots with stanced cars who are knowing going to an event they’re likely to get ticketed/towed at? Sounds like a bunch of smart people that I’ll gladly avoid.

I want to know the important Accord stuff-

Will the trunk fit a week of luggage for summer vacation at the beach with the kids?

2 kids are in the back seat- are they well separated or right on top of each other?

How does it handle state park gravel roads?

What’s the noise level at 85 miles per hour on the freeway?

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