You can put snow tires on AWD cars, you know?

This is a true and correct statement.

You didn’t ever NOT need a rally car.

We don’t really need the report. We can just drive around town and stuff.

and I’m here stuck with a 148hp Subaru crosstrek that does 0-60 in 10.3 seconds...

Another Bonus for the manual, you can actually turn off Traction/Stability control. At least on the previous generation, any subaru with a CVT(maybe not the new WRX, IDK) cannot fully disable traction/stability without pulling fuses. This means no fun off-road drifting or snow-nuts. I ran into this trying to have some…

Finally! Somewhere I get to shine!

Oh no! Look at all that delicious unagi on the freeway. What will we do? Can someone be so kind as to hand me the teriyaki sauce and fire up the grill?

Bird shot. Enough said.

“Electric propulsion has become the new standard for automobiles.” 

You can eat off of any engine bay if you’re just less picky about things.

I had a seasoned tech tell me one time, “never, ever clean this car’s engine... grease is just about the only thing holding some of your sensors and their harnesses in place.”

Whatever law it is that allows GM to use reverse indicators as approach/departure lighting. That one is the stupidest.

Cars only being sold through dealerships and not directly from the manufacturer.

Most unbelievably bullshit distorted headline ever. Shame on you.

I really like the cars and coffee edition

Deep down, they found out at some point that it’s going to cost $2,000 to replace rubber-band tires on a 22" rim, and they can barely afford the payments as it is...

If there's one advantage to driving an old car, it's the glass headlights. Clear as the day they were made.