That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

Typical, he didn’t use his turn signal even one time.

The reason has nothing to do with horsepower. This man clearly has the personal financial security that lets him take risks on a race track full of vintage irreplaceable racecars that others driving them cannot justify.

The time of the creases is over.

I believe that if you ever decided to parlay your optimism into a motivational speaking career you could easily pay for 100 shitty Jeeps and a garage to strew them around in.

D.B. Pooper

I Guarantee it will Moab better than Tracy’s current Jeep.

$550 and it runs? hmmm... i know exactly what to do with this

My father had an Alfa Romeo GT with possessed windows. Every week or so it would develop a glitch where upon winding the electric windows up, it would then wind them down again by 5-10 cm. Then, sometimes when winding the windows down, they would only move 5-10 cm at a time. The usual fix was a “soft reset” by holding…

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.

More like Siesta, amirite?

I had one way back when, so I’m not impartial. NP as

Guys, it’s clearly the Yaris Gremlin.

I would buy this if it also included an electrically-coupled stick that lets me shift through five hundred different gears like Vin Diesel does.

I once brought a non running 1972 XA Falcon GT from a hay shed. It was about 15 years old at the time but in perfect original condition. For anyone not familiar with an XA GT imagine a four door 1972 Mustang. They came standard with a 351 4V, top loader, 9 inch etc. But this one was unusual because it loaded with…

Yeah, didn’t you see what happened to Drew Barrymore when she crashed her Thing? Lost her memory, and had to go on a bunch of first dates with Adam Sandler. That poor soul.

How could you not post the last pic in the ad?

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

The downforce is strong with this one...