I can’t believe people buy copies of Battlefield Earth either, but cultists gotta cult I guess.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

Does that car contain shortbread cookies?

I like dry roasted myself, but to each his own I guess.

Can’t wait to see De Tomaso’s version!

P100D Turbo is my preference 

To all you guys who hated Bangle designs and drove him out, I blame this on YOU!

NASCAR: The whole country is turning left!

When I am working on my car it is typically to stop it from leaking chemicals.

I've got two welders, which will be pried out of my cold dead hands. Presumably after I have inadvertently asphyxiated and electrocuted myself. And my hands might not be cold, smoldering is an option. The prying, that's compulsory. 

We need a wrangler here. This is out of control. 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Had a cocker spaniel that would have a hard time with grip too. Freshly waxed wood floor+ energetic small dog=canine drifting. she seemed to enjoy it.

probably needed the rear shocks replaced a lot too.

He already has a baby. It was born in Britain and has temperamental SU carbs.

I bet pulling that trailer around just wrecks the fuel economy.

Yay! You made it! Now mount it to a pole in the Safari gathering spot’s parking lot like an old fighter jet at an airport, then rent a Mercedes for the drive home.

I believe it’s called kindergarten.