It’s felony battery because he’s a cop, not because the actual act warrants it. Like how spitting on a cop is felony battery in most places, even though while gross it’s usually not injurious in the slightest.

Whoa, she hit him twice. We all know that you cannot hit a cop. We’ve also not seen what led up to the police being called, her interaction with them and the decision to remove her from the stadium. Notice, no one around her was trying to help, talk to the police or defend her. She was deep into her cups. I’ve…

Why? Is he supposed to be hit repeatedly without stopping it.

Yeah... it’s the cops fault she’s a shitty person.

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

Tom Benson: new phone who dat?

Group text:

Sometimes, Giri, when a man has been pushed past his breaking point and has nothing left to lose, sometimes a man decides it’s time to shoot first and ask questions later.

The only take more simmery than this one is that traveling is completely overlooked in the NBA these days.

“I went to a fight and a NASCAR race broke out”

I’ve seen a lot of shit on the net

I met the guy who whacked my business partner at book club.

ALL’S WALL THAT ENDS BALL

I’ll admit to some bias, but you really need to get a late-afternoon game at Coors Field in sometime. There’s something just amazing about the sun setting behind the mountains, the sky afire with color, while the Rockies shit the bed on the field in front of you... it’s just incredible.

Can you repeat that like 10 or 12 more times please?

I mean sure; and maybe they’re old and stale, but they’re definitely not male. Kind of shits all over her argument.

It was a panel of six women players who came up with the shortlist. Mia Hamm I guess doesn’t know shit about soccer.

I think I knew about the unfunny part. A friend of mine watches it religiously, and I don’t begin to understand how he does it.

Meaningless? There’s a greater that 50% chance Trump will denounce Team USA, because of Pop (and Lebron, et al). That doesn’t make you a little giddy?

Yea he opted out (yes quit the team) and is butthurt that noone will take him. He shouldnt be surprised.