I can’t stop laughing at your post. It’s perfect.

I don’t know where you’re getting your reports, but everyone here in MA who follows the Pats knows that Brady’s “camp” made it know that Jimmy being around made Brady feel expendable. And thus Kraft pushed for the trade.

Disagree. Wholeheartedly.

My goddam Weber grill.

12 might be low.

Hey Racecard, this wasn’t about race.

A white guy would laugh off being called a “spic”. Your little, racism theory sucks.

A. I hope he did say “spic”. Awesome, underused, racist term that deserves a comeback

“With his girl” got the star.

Everyone’s so comfortable doubting her sincerity...

Still chapped that he called you out on misapplying “riot act”

Don’t forget, “Big East Champion” tutor. Confidentiality is beneath him.

“Big East Champion”

Spiteful fucking nerd

Pennsyltucky dipshit fans

Also, he’s too stupid to know when to slide. But, yeah, totally someone else’s fault.

Deadspin: Still giving a shit about Kyrgios. Long after the rest of the world stopped caring.   

Oh. Thank God the race-card guy showed up. Wouldn’t be Deadspin without you!

Thanks for typing everything I came here to say and saving me 3 minutes.

Can never get enough Jacksonville Lady quotes. Never