Can we talk about the word insufferable? Never in my life have I met someone use it who wasn’t insufferable

MFW you realize greatness is one more day closer to leaving, and being replaced by a plagiarizing cardboard cutout or a red-nosed vegan dilettante:

What mental illness does azealia banks have besides being a huge asshole?

I haven’t seen fanatics trade so many killer punches since Jonestown, 1978.

Pshh, everyone knows Bill’s fans are practically allergic to Scope.

Yeah, your ego will go on. Remember this is all about you and your brand and your juvenile memes.

Oh, look. You’re back. And still making every tragedy all about you with your witless, dead horse of a meme.

This is just shitty dating. And heck, how many creeps like to say “women enjoy the chase” in PUA crap? So lets encourage shitty, creepy behavior of PUAs! Yah! Real hero!

More than zero?

*he says into the void*

If this is what your religion teaches / preaches, your religion sucks.

men are just too emotional for sports

In the brilliant words of Geno Auriemma: “Where do you live? I want to come to your house and see what you do that’s so fucking great.”

Seriously. Anyone who celebrates this garbage has absolutely no right to complain about gun violence.

maybe boning down with some female guards

When I scrolled past Shakira’s tweet I thought her father was Jerry Stiller without his mustache. Tell me you don’t see the resemblance...

Ah, so you’re this guy, huh?

the seahawks punked out on their own protest and joined arms like that’s the same thing as kneeling.

Well at least pitchers are guaranteed 3 K’s a game when he is catching

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