Ugh, no one involved is offended with NPR questions about sexuality?

No, Trump isn’t going to win this election. Jesus, the sky hasn’t fallen.

YOU ARE INVITED TO SEND A TESTAMENT OF HARM DONE TO YOU BY A WOMAN : Breaking up my favorite band.

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

Looks like Jerry Seinfeld.

Men, plural? Who?

Wow, you’re a huge asshole dude, why even write this comment...

This is disgusting. Look how many of these players are kneeling and not showing the proper respect to the Lord.

Dozens of Hapless People Will Spend the Night Stuck in a Cable Car High Above the French Alps

and generally avoiding the visitors constantly flocking to the 9/11 Memorial as if it’s a tourist attraction.

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

[Coach turns to new punter]: I guess you are better than nothing.

There’s a long history of fabrics being worn in hair in Europe that goes back at least to the 17th century. Threads and string were woven into hair in China from the 14th century.

Barstow is the most depressing place I’ve ever driven through. Mojave is a close second.

Rocky 3

I don’t think Flea’s judgment is going to have much impact on the Chinese businessmen and local government officials who make up the overwhelming majority of the world’s ivory purchasers. (And also drove the western black rhinoceros to extinction, because they think its horn will make their penises bigger. Fuck you,…

Because of the constitutionally-protected rights to free speech and free association.

Maybe “Anaconda” wasn’t nominated because that song fucking sucks and is a travesty - hardly more than a glorified re-mix..

I forgot he existed until just now.

in Spanish, you put the accent on the stressed syllable, as in Almodovar if I could do accents on my iPad. Beyonce is like a fake French name, where the accent indicates that the “e” is pronounced “ay” rather than Bay-onse to rhyme with response.