“Well I love u too bitch”

Buzz, your girlfriend’s twin! Woof!

My son is also named Bort.

As long as the families of Biggie, Tupac, Elvis, Michael Jackson, etc., all do the same.

He’s also articulate.

“Canada’s Detroit?” So a mostly-minority city that’s broke? Is that supposed to be an insult?

The majority of songs on Led Zep’s first album were basically covers of blues songs written by black musicians.

Given that his name is “Water Me,” he can always get a job responding to requests from players for liquid refreshment.

Nah, fuck that. Howie  is FINE financially. I don’t like to decide what’s “enough” money for other people, but between this show and Deal or No Deal and some other stuff he’s done, there’s no question that he never needs to work another day. He gets no sympathy if he’s gonna chase another gold-plated spatula.

Of course, had you been on stage, GWAR would have groped you themselves.

Yeah, I thought Split was mostly over-acted mental-illness-phobic crap. And I’m assuming the stuff with the uncle will come into play in the sequel which we are being blessed with.

Wait wait wait... all I’ve ever seen is the director saying that the hallucinations angle was “interesting” when it was brought up by a viewer but I’ve never seen that he’s actually confirmed or even “pretty much confirmed” that was the case. Can you provide a link to support this?

To prove this terrible stereotype wrong, I’m going to ride the 3 train all the way to New Lots Ave and make eye contact with everyone. I’ll let you all know how it goes!

Far from the first time. Erin Ryan made a shitty comment about men who use sex toys being weird/gross, and then basically told everyone to fuck off when they called her out on it.

Bullshit. I guarantee that didn’t happen.

Unless the guy hitting behind him sucks?

I am legitimately surprised and impressed that you used the correct form of “its.”

It must be frustrating to have spent so much time trying to get a rise out of people and to be utterly ignored. And also, no one believes that you actually believe what you’re writing, which makes it even more sad. :(

His favorite college team? Marshall, of course.

You are a horrible person and you don’t belong on the internet.