95% of why I choose a place is the food. The other 5% is whether I will actually be able to hear the people I’m with and not be shoved into someone’s armpit. Very few things matter to me less than “atmosphere.”

Yet some people would read my comment and think it was a real suggestion. So you never know!

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

U mad, Max?

I can’t believe the luck dude has... I wish my grandma had died immediately after she caught me jerking.

This sounds disconcertingly like,“What about black on black crime?”

No she definitely deserves to get fired from her job. Most of us would get fired from jobs for very publicly committing a crime, and most of us don’t have jobs which are basically entirely about maintaining a positive public image of ourselves.

The only thing I would point out here is that 1) most people aren’t like this chick, and 2) even if they were, most aren’t Playmate of the year (most of us aren’t going to gyms with famous/semi-famous people), so were they to do something like this, it would be to the 20 people who follow them on Snapchat.

If memory serves, that tv show was a spinoff of a popular adult film.

I remember the name Robert Kardashian from the OJ trial, but I don’t remember knowing anything else about the family. While perhaps on the periphery of notoriety, I think as a family they were far from being well known.

Does anyone else think this kid was coached? Famous is not really a concept that toddlers get (or maybe I just hang with very down to earth toddlers). #KardashianKidKonspiracy.

I’m sorry that you are so boring, good luck with your boringness

Well obviously what I think doesn’t align with the majority of American women because alas these four dudes were chosen to be on a dating reality show, so buck up. You’ll be fine I’m sure.

I have been a vegetarian since the age of five... Despite happily eating most of the ocean now—and dabbling in a rotisserie chicken on occasion—I can’t help but shy away from the idea of chowing down on red meat thrown on a grill.

Barbecue involves slow cooking food at low temperatures over several hours. I believe the more generic “grilling” is a more apt term for this article.

Good, I’m not the only person who thought that! Not everyone wants to get married or have kids. Or some people wait to get married and have kids. Of they get married and never have kids.It’s completely up to them. If anything, considering he’s a successful person, he was likely working to be successful and just didn’t…

I feel you, Bobby — truly! The forty-five seconds of RuPaul’s Drag Race I watched while trying to find my remote were some of the most disorienting moments of my life.

But...you drive a Buick.

It wants to condemn narcissism as well as celebrate it. It wants to expose out the horrors of the fashion industry, but it also thinks those horrors are sort of sexy. And, worst of all, it thinks it can get away with its own contradictions by telling us we’re missing the point.