I would have gone with “Does your current lumpy mattress wake you up earlier than Mohammed Atta? Then come on down!”

Know what falls down even faster than those mattresses? A straw man.

Me neither bro. Highfive

So you therefore don't understand how anyone else could. Got it.

Elba’s a handsome, charming talented guy. Why wouldn’t he be a “thing,” if presumably you like Tatum for the exact same reasons?

Unfortunately, like all his other homework, the apology letter was written by Ruffin’s English tutor. “Pardon the jig I did on your bollocks, old chap.”

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Know how I know I’m a bad person? Seeing that pic makes my heart drop and tears in my eyes. Seeing a pic of a flood victim waiting on their roof in Louisiana makes me feel almost nothing.

Listen to “Hyperballad” off Post. If you like it then you’ll probably like most of her music. It’s very typical of her: booming loops with delicate electronic accents, and lyrics that focus on being almost dangerously too-deep in love.

She's old, rich, and creative. She's got nothing much better to do than share what she feels is insight about life. Give her a break.

She’s drooling over the potential cash. But didn’t the show like just finish? Is anyone clamoring for a reunion already?

Lmfao at how this ad showed up on my mobile, especially how it relates to the preceding paragraph.

He's Anderson Cooper who also sells Herbalife.

I’m a guy. I don't do that. Not saying it's the right way to be. =/

What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?

I say we call it the “Trumpiano.”

Is it really that important that a made-up accent is put in the right place? If anything, the accent should be over the o because of how people pronounce it.

I say, let ‘em crash!

If I don’t survive, tell my wife “hello.”

SDGuero: Your wife should be on the fucking sidewalk.