Swingers. “They’re gonna give your daddy the Rain Man suite!”

K

Chill.

This conversation started because you complained about the writer suggesting that a child being stolen and raped would be a horrible nightmare for a parent. That’s how it came off at least. To then get into a college-classroom-type discussion about the patriarchy and the “value” of women is a bit of false advertising.…

Actually I do care enough to say that putting a 14-year-old girl in the “Missing White Woman Syndrome” category is pretty fucking low and fuck you for doing it.

I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make but unfortunately I don't care enough to follow that link or continue with this.

It’s a little overly dramatic, and should have been clarified to focus on every parent’s (American or not) nightmare. But otherwise, it's accurate that there are few things that a parent would fear more than some monster stealing their kid.

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

Jesus, that kidnapper scumbag is even creepier than AJ Daulerio. That’s saying something.

“If I don’t make it, tell Bill ‘Hello.’”

Watch that Vine on loop and

Thank you for not using the word “comedienne.”

“In addition to” suggests that they’re labeling those types of heckles in different categories. Homophobic and just tired/annoying.

Psst: everyone sitting around you at the game hates you, and no one thinks you’re funny or entertaining, and the players you’re yelling at make more money in a week, or even one game, than you make in a year. But you be you!

Apparently, absolutely no one agrees with your bad opinion.

Yes, one of the smart ones who fled the sinking ship early on.

Fuck off.

It’s PG-13. How disturbing can it really be.

Anyone going to flip Common some shit for saying he’s in “Africa” instead of saying what country he's in? Just wondering.

That looks like the Pussy Wagon. Did you check to see if Beatrix Kiddo was driving?