She’s not going to have sex with you, Brett.

The person watching thought it was hilarious.

Bored satirist creates lazy stereotype and makes lazy jokes. Yawn.

“I’m exposing my boobs in the same way that I want to expose police racism and corruption.”

Through

The 1st of Neverember.

I love this song so much. Heard it for the first time a couple weeks ago and have listened to it at least once a day since. Her voice is fantastic.

I get unreasonably annoyed when people use the terrible and wrong “piece of pizza.” It is a SLICE.

“I’m not saying Tom is a bad guy, but personally, I’m skeptical of successful men who have never been married and have no children. Just doesn’t compute for me.”

Having a strong, uninformed opinion about something, and then only changing that opinion when you are personally affected by it. Inspiring, I guess? Either that or annoyingly typical.

Ugh. My oversight. You're right, I didn't get that far.

“To find out who’s fucking who”

Am I crazy or despite what Kara claims, doesn’t Demi use “who’s” perfectly correctly there?

I listen to that album at least once a month. It's an all-timer.

I oncehad to substitute almond milk when I was 2/3 the way through making a White Russian and realized I was out of half and half. Sounds reasonable, right? Literally poured that shit down the sink after one sip.

A statement no one asked for but I will provide anyway: Liz Phair is the most attractive woman in the history of music. In terms of a combination of looks and personality (or at least the personality she showed in her lyrics).

Ooh, who ELSE would you not like to hang out with? We are fascinated.