These people make me nuts.

“I spent three years on that terlet!”

“Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say ‘dickety’ ‘cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty.’ I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...”

You know, that reminds me of the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel; and in those…

I’m not much of a fan of hers (her recipes work and are very tasty, but just kind of pedestrian IMO) but she is actually really accomplished. A mentor of mine was a Cordon Bleu in Paris w her and she said Giada is a really hard worker, and this woman is not free with compliments. She studied under Wolfgang Puck in the…

This is like saying, that intersection you rolled through last week now has a stop sign so we’re sending a traffic ticket.

And Black folk can say the same thing to Rachel Dolezal. But it’s not exactly about anyone or anything but the fact that her brain tells her she’s a woman. She was just born in the wrong body. I’m assuming “Stay on your own side” is a joke but still, she should suffer for the sake of being P.C? I really feel for Trans…

Serious question: Have you ever had an heirloom tomato - like a Cherokee Purple?

They don’t even read most of the bills they pass nowadays (See Nancy Pelosi) much less perform actual research.

That’s not whiskey. It’s a urine sample. A doctor bottled it and put it in the time capsule to see if doctors in the future could come up with a cure for that painful burning sensation the doc got when he peed.

This woman is an American goddamn hero. It doesn’t even matter that she’s Chinese. That combination of stubbornness, desire to spite the security officials, and getting your drank on just made an eagle cry. It’s beautiful.

BRB, giving myself a hysterectomy with kitchen utensils.

Let’s see here. We’ve only been broadcasting signals into the universe for roughly 100 years. Even if an advanced civilization intercepted those transmissions, we know that none of them live within a 100 light year radius and even if they did, traveling @ the speed of light, they still wouldn’t get here for another…

Even those in their established fields still might think they know everything for the better and look down on your or brush you off if you don’t agree.

Unfortunately, as an investigator, I know of many cases where people steadfastly believed things happened or existed that weren’t there in the actual experience. The human mind is an amazing thing and it will insert it’s own reality when it’s more emotionally comforting or when something else is too much for it to…

The argument is based more upon if aliens are here, on Earth, not if they exist. The universe is huge, nearly impossible to comprehend how massive it is. The time it takes for light, which is suggested to be the fastest thing in existence, to go from the Sun to Earth is 8 minutes. However when thinking about other…

Because no one ever heard of a ludicrous UFO sighting before.

So there.

He’s probably just a “mirage man” for the usaf. Look it up on netflix