I hope these things drive better than they shoot or you KNOW you’ll be going to JFK via 185th street.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEEEEOPLE!!!

Crackpipe.

Geno is banging I.K.’s mom.

He is so deservedly fucked.

This chick makes Caitlyn look like Loni Anderson.

I’ll hate it just for the purpose of this discussion. Thats just the kind of guy I am.

Definitely! Oh wait...Renault is a French car maker?

Chris “Moose Knuckle” Christie.

How about a big production number with NPH singing "I Kissed a Girl and I Didn't Like it"> That's gotta make em happy, no?

Known in these parts as a Staten Island Batmobile.

That was depressing. These guys should be filling arenas. One of the best bands to ever come out of Great Britain and they're playing at freakin TGI Fridays or some such craphole!

In related news: Joe Paterno is being posthumously honored with the NAMBLA Bowl Trophy.

I've got your ball pit!

It's good to know that my "Extra Legroom" and baggage fees are being used.

Eww.

I cut him off on the 405 just now and the piece of shit gave me the knuckle! Prick.

I was in a parking lot at a bar in Coopersburg, Pa sucking face with some fat chick. All of a sudden she goes "EWWWWWWW!". Certainly not the first time I have had a woman react that way to me but this time she says "LOOK"! I turned to my right and there was a guy bending over the hood of his Lincoln. His pants were…

If I am not mistaken, the uniform shown in the clip is a class "A" uniform. Big difference from "dress blues". In any event, the soldier was out of line for asking for special treatment. Nice try though.

There is nothing wrong with the VAG ecosystem that a quick disposable douche and a little Monistat 7 won't fix.