That's the first '98 Durango I've seen in that color. It looks awesome!

He was a kicker. Kickers are the drummers of football. Good luck trying to explain the weird shit they do.

Update: In order to placate NJ Dealers, Christie as offered to eat a puppy for every Tesla direct sale in NJ. He offered to do the same for New York & Connecticut but they have yet to respond.

CBS, in an act of attrition, is going to get a tattoo or Rihanna on its neck. That should make everything better.

Ravens to Rice: Beng...ZOOM!

Crack pipe

Malaysia Airlines is no friend of the bucket list. Well, actually its not too well acquainted with the list but it knows the bucket intimately.

His skin kept flaking into my cocktails. He had to go!

Wow. Maybe I've misjudged Texas.

People can snark all they want but I thought she was breathtakingly beautiful. I'm not even a fan but she was head and shoulders above anyone else on the red carper last night.

Officer Go Fuck Yourself was last seen watching the ISIS beheading video which he has on a loop on his Blackberry Storm. He had a full erection!

And yet he didn't actually kill anyone which puts him head and shoulders over some of his coworkers.

"What if" my sister had balls? She'd be my brother!

Bitch fight!!!!

Exactly! My solution kills abour 10,000 birds with one stone.

There's no need to live without blowjobs either so maybe you should suck my dick.

Bringing the Ebola virus into North America for the first time. Great idea. What could possibly go wrong? Might I suggest a route that would fly over Ukraine?

Everyone knows that pedophiles and sex offenders in general prefer Pontiac Trans Ams. This vehicle is also known as a "Staten Island Batmobile".

Canadians should stick to designing nik naks sold at roadside shops in their quaint little country. Oh - and assembling stuff designed in the USA for us, their keepers.

This isn't North Korea. Jail is not the answer. A huge penalty - per car - is the only thing that will get their attention. And the penalty needs to escalate (or Esaclade if its a caddy) based on how long it takes to make it happen.