It looks like a Nissan Cube fucked a Yugo.

First Poland, now Brazil!

That would be a welcome change. In the videos I've seen, she's getting popped on the face.

There is only one word to describe the horror of this incident: D'oh!

You peoper ah lacist.

My wife has something that looks just like that in her nightstand drawer. At the rate that thing uses batteries it doesn't seem very fuel efficient at all!

I already heard that if you let the car idle for exactly 6 minutes and then stuff the headlight with boneless chicken thighs you can schtupp it and it will feel exactly like the girl you could get if you actually had this car!

Nice catch, Mr. Future Speaker of the House!

About 25 years ago I had a fully restored 1967 Eldorado. I was getting hot and heavy with some babe in the front seat (probably a fatty) and we were doing lines of blow off the massive dashboard. The windows were getting fogged up so I turned on the defroster. Next thing you know, the inside of the Eldo looked like…

When this story first broke my kneejerk reaction was to condemn this guy like everyone else. Now that the dust has cleared I have done a 180. When this guy says in the privacy of his own home is off limits. He's a pussy crazed old man who is dying of cancer. He had no expectation that his private conversation was…

You guys totally ripped off my letter to Penthouse, July 1984. The was the one that had the chick with the big tits on the cover.

Now I know how my wife feels when we make love :-(

Bono's hair is the same color as the Boano.

Thats the best pic of the new Jeep Cherokee Ive seen yet.

Selling quite well as compared to what?

I think you're right on the money. I say that even as I remember the Opel GT. MY Opel GT to be precise. The Buick name is toxic to anyone under 50. I would love to see the Adam get to these shores and your way seems to make the most sense.

Jews on first?

The chick in pic # 9 was roofied by my dad, the guy in pic # 2. I was born 9 months later in the back of the van in pic # 4.

The math doesn't add up. The average price per car would be almost $39,000.

Great. Ya fucked up Deadspin just like you fucked up Jalopnik. Go fuck yourselves.