This will never work. Drake has no uppercut. Rihanna likes a guy with a good uppercut preferably followed by a right cross.

Glad you were able to carry on here at Deadspin.

I see that car and I think “vagina”.

They should get Michael Strahan. He needs to be on TV more.

Chick looks like she has Cerebral Palsy.

I was hoping this was NCOCP! I’m looking for one of these or an Eldorado from the same era.

If the suggested list price is less that $30,000 put me on the list. Or do you think 30K is too much to pay for a Hyundai?

Real nice in a Kim Jong Il kind of way. Just wondering how many homeless vets could have been housed with the money it cost to make all those redneck dicks hard?

Zubaz. The Joey pants.

The odometer does not look Kosher to me.

Yes. I’ll be driving my Pinto to the dock. Backwards. At which point I will hop on my hoverboard and zip right up the boat ramp.

As a former owner I can tell you that you were lucky to have them in synch. Sometimes you’d slam the handle and only one would lock in. More often than not, mine looked sort of like Marty Feldman.

I thought it was a Maserati at first glance.

I hate it enough for both of us.

I bought them online for my wife’s Mini for like $22. It was a five minute install and I was very proud of myself lol

Rather than a fist sandwich, how about just a good fisting?

Back in ‘78 I was selling Caddys at a dealership in umm...an urban area of NJ. I was asked the following question by a customer who actually bought the one on the showroom floor “Do the back seats go down?” For some reason I think of that every time I see one of these Chevy Novas on steroids.

I made a HUGE error. This happened in a 1967 Eldo, not a 1977 as stated originally.

Worst car story: I had a 1977 Eldorado. Known and loved for its completely flat floor. I was with a woman who was going to let me do naughty stuff to her naughty region on that completely flat floor as soon as we did some blow. I chopped up a bunch of perfect baby fingers on the beautiful expansive flat dashboard. It…

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