I had a HIIT/core day today, and was so slammed I only managed to grab some nuts and a water for lunch. We’re not going to talk about what I had for dinner, but it was demolished. 😂

What the actual fuck?

Michael, I just want to know how you found my dad’s soulmate. He’s already married, to a good Christian woman (not like those hateful Muslim Obamas), but this woman could be his best friend. Family visits, car rides, and holidays all include a LOT of profanity and yelling (and my yeti tumbler filled with LaCroix and…

Arghhhh...

Long story short-I’m doing this without weed. 🙄 I workout hard every day and drink a lot instead.

I can’t count the bottles of tequila I’ve gone through since November. It’s ridiculous.

Mandy looks like she wanted a slip dress (definitely not what you get from Herve Leger bandage dresses), and Joy’s straps needed a hoik.

Omg that dress was impeccable. Just fucking perfect.

Omg I’m cracking up. I couldn’t figure out why I kept picturing him as a mix of AJ from the Backstreet Boys and Bruce Willis. I thought it was my memory going wonky and making connections that weren’t there. Nope-I was RIGHT. Which is fuuuuuucked up.

I will never forget the days we found out we lost our babies. The most recent one, last summer, was supposed to just be a quick, 16 week check up. My husband didn’t go-and I needed to be back at work in an hour for a high profile meeting. Instead, my amazing doctor couldn’t find the heartbeat. He wheeled in the…

My particular company just went through a correction, and I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy (Roy Moore). I’m pretty diversified, but my pay structure means I have an assload of restricted stock and options. Goddamn, that was a bad day.

My good friend just announced her pregnancy two nights ago at our date night with two other couples. I adore both her and her husband, they’re great parents, and I’m thrilled for them, but I went through a second trimester miscarriage last year while she was pregnant with her first and it was just so damn hard to…

I’m SO sorry. The non-unicorns are scary! If you’re just doing maintenance it can be OK, but if you’re genuinely making changes or need help or titrations or whatever, they never feel like they have the time or energy or give a damn. My first one was a non-unicorn, and he over-diagnosed and prescribed-I felt like I…

Ahhh-been there too! My current one does track my weight pretty closely-the unicorn I saw last week didn’t mention it except when we discussed side effects.

God, keep hunting until you find the unicorn shrink-amazing, listens, reads your entire medical history before your first consult and researches any medications she doesn’t usually prescribe, laughs about your crazy family, reassures you that you’re on the right path, makes you face reality but in a way that makes you…

Hi from a former Tri-cities resident who happily left for Charleston then Atlanta. God bless y’all that are still there...

Yah- so here is the article on Gwyneth wanting to go to Flint, but I’ve spent ten minutes looking for the article on crystals helping to heal the pain of miscarriage, and I have friends coming over in 30 minutes, so... I swear I read it, but it’s not on LaineyGossip or Celebitchy...

Maybe goop has a goddamned crystal for this since she wants to tackle Flint so badly.

Personally, no, because all my friends are competent, financially stable adults who chose to get pregnant and understand the risks associated with having a fetus dependent on your choices. My point was that not everyone who smokes pot drinks alcohol-that should hold true across socioeconomic borders. Therefore, if…

Rubbermaid Easy Find Lid collection. I use those bitches for EVERYTHING. The lid snaps to the bottom-making life gloriously easy unless someone (ahem, husband), takes them apart. I send soup and treats to the neighbors in these all the time, and wait patiently for them to return my collection because I ❤️ Them. So…

Rubbermaid Easy Find Lid collection. I use those bitches for EVERYTHING. The lid snaps to the bottom-making life…