Feel you my dog farts and then looks at me like I earned it.

Yuss yuss yuss you win! 2,000 Guest, points you may pass go and collect 200 dollars.

We need hard hitting undercover investigative journalism to blow the lid off of world’s most mysterious and obscured spaces like North Korea, the private prison system and Taylor Swift.

Maybe she DID have accidents and there ARE little Calvins and Little Johns that were brought to term (holograms during showing time? who knows) and were immediately scurried away in the dark of night to be brought up in the Albanian wilderness, unaware of their birthright but one day, one day, they will return to…

Open thread pt 3 about the awfulness of Kilroys Van Wilder fuckboys from Naperville or even Plainfield IL but say they’re from Chicago?

Open Thread pt 2 for any person darker than beige who has been pulled over on 37 by Martinsville cops!

My high school boyfriend, who I amicably broke up with just before graduation because “we’re going to different schools/I’m a lesbian and can cut this charade now” went to IU and joined a fraternity. My high school boyfriend was sensitive and kind; a great beard, actually, and a great friend. After one semester in an…

But like, what do they talk about?

Can this be open thread for former Hoosiers to talk shit about Martinsville?

There is an Imagined Futures exhibit currently at Pivot Art + Culture, Paul Allen’s concept space in Seattle. Has lots of Bonestalls and Freedmans. This looks like the bonestall baby satellite. http://www.bonestell.org/#prettyPhoto

SPICE WORLD IS A LITERAL CLASSIC AND I LISTEN TO IT NOT EVEN IN PRIVATE MODE ON SPOTIFY BEACUSE IDGAF!

This woman lived the plot of Jurassic Park: Canada

Cerulean Olds Alero 2-door w/ spoiler, Radio Shack special compact disc player with lots of blinking lights, but left speaker is blown out, car smells like cigarettes and arby’s, trash piled in the back.

Look, if banging Sonja precludes you from dating, then everyone is out because Sonja’s probably banged MY wife!

I don’t get the Hiddleston thing, probably because I don’t get the Cumberbatch thing (Looks like Voldemort!) and I feel like Hiddleston is low-budget Voldemort. Plz explain.

I wonder if the series will match the books and a new one will come out every 16 years?

Your list is solid but:

GTFO Conneticut is Stars Hallow for days. Right? RIGHT?????

It wasn’t corny when Ice Cube said it and it’s not corny now! Life ain’t a track meet, it’s a marathon.

No words have ever been more real than when you typed “Jayden’s Mom”. *Fistbump to you from my former home on the Indiana side of the state line, where dreams go to die*