When I was a server I once had a customer argue with me over what Thousand Island dressing was. We served a patty melt that came with Thousand Island dressing. The kitchen prepared it and I brought it out. The guy asked, “What is this orange dressing?” and I was like, “That’s the Thousand Island.” He responded, “No.…

Oh just shut the hell up. They’re a different religion not a space alien.

Math IS hard, but anyone who sends a (probably) notarized letter in comic sans (I’m assuming) over a buck is a giant douche.

Hey asshole. Don’t make me do math when I read my Monday BCO. I had to read that twice and now I feel like an idiot.

I’m literally punching myself in the face right now for not thinking of this.

Winner winner!

I actually have another ice-cream related childhood story but until there is a BCO called “Times When You Were Certain An Ice Cream Truck Driver With A Giant Knife Scar Across His Face Was Going To Hunt And Kill You” I’ll save it.

As someone who trudged through work yesterday with a hangover the size of China behind my eyeballs; hear hear!

So many! And also, an inordinate number of snow cone stands in grocery store parking lots. If there’s a strip mall with a grocery store and a Blockbuster video, you can guarantee that in the parking lot was a Sno-Shack snow cone stand operated by an equally high 20 year old.

Yay! If they had a BCO called “Teenagers Who Were Too High To Be Serving You Food” I could send in several entries!

Alas, I am of the Van Wilder/ Old School/ Super Troopers generation.

I WILL BE DOING THIS

Where is this from??

Is that Jon Favreau???

I imagine her walking up to them really slowly with her hands up, like when you approach a strange dog who may attack.

I am realizing I’m probably someone else’s abjectly terrible restaurant employee story.

Oh, so like Lee Press On Nails that your social media acquaintances try to push on you?

Oh! Can you explain to me what the fuck a jamberry is and why this girl I know from high school that I hatefollow keeps posting stuff about it on Instagram?

You need to read this http://www.avclub.com/article/megan-…