I knew minimal things about Ariana Grande other than that she is tiny and was possibly carried around like a baby, and that song that goes Bang Bang Chicken and Shrimp (credit: Megan Anram/ Cheesecake Factory Menu)

No, but I will be googling that right now, because that sounds like a gig I would be quite interested in.

In the dorms in college (I feel like the location gives this perspective) someone called “It” a period basket. I never looked at him the same.

Lolled so hard at this I choked on me Coca Cola Life (which is not good and I don’t recommend. You cannot replace high fructose corn syrup)

I want to sock this guy in the kisser and I suspect he has a man bun and/or horn rimmed glasses (no scrip).

Yay!

Thanks! New podcast for my daily bus commute!

Seattle Night Princes make for less tantalizing stories...they all work in Bellevue and will take you out to a nice happy hour at Palamino before asking if you want to take a ride in their Tesla.

That is probably a Guardians of the Galaxy fan fiction version of the story.

I strongly encourage this.

Haha, wow! Yes, they did that at my store too! I worked full time at this store, so I got to know our customers pretty well.

What I know about romance novels could fill like 700 caliente love bundles. I know so much. Almost too much. Like I have serious opinions about romance authors and publishing companies and their editing and prose and how they do business based entirely on my two years restocking the romance section of a Half Price…

Bookstore people are crazy. I worked at a Half Price Books in the Midwest and due to the insane number of serialized romance novels we received, we started packing them into stacks of 7 and selling them together for 2 bucks. We called them Love Bundles, and there was a group of about 25 mid-fifties women who purchased…

Josh is someone who invites himself to your Spring Break roadtrip and offers the use of his Yukon, which is really helpful for that long drive to the Florida panhandle, however, he also gets you all kicked out of your hotel 2 days in for throwing a fire extinguisher down 14 flights of stairs like Patrick Bateman.

You sound like a giant douche and the East Coast can keep you.

New Englanders have been in a permanent state of butthurt since they landed on Plymouth Rock. This is historic DAR butthurt.

Accurate.

Yes! Sans Serifs unite!

I was always wary of Samantha as a kid (and now). She gave me future mean girl vibes. Molly4Lyfe

Haha, nah, this fuckboy is from outside Peoria and we all know it.