Ahhh, Indianapolis, my beloved home town. Friends and family are like, “Why don’t you move back! The housing market in Seattle is outrageous! And the traffic! Lord!”

WHELP WE NEED TO ASSEMBLE A CAT CAST OF GREYS ANATOMY PRONTO AND HOW HAS THIS NOT HAPPENED YET.

Word. It seems so disingenuous to think that as long as we cut our gratuitous violence with Good Guy Shermar Moore’s Eyebrows its perfectly acceptable to consume it.

This.

At least Houston can get their shit together enough to elect an openly gay mayor. Dallas would put gay people in concentration camps if they thought they could get away with it.

I don’t understand. What was the point of repeatedly qualifying her as your “former BFF”...like, if you’re not going to give us the dish about your big falling out that sent her into the “former” category just don’t say it at all.

“ Josh being away for 6 months might delay her next pregnancy by a bit.”

Also, of all the boring, milquetoast white guys in Indiana, this dude is the most boring and milquetoast-est. He is a walking scoop of vanilla ice cream in a flannel.

He was first revealed to be the next Bachelor in June, when Reality Steve reported that the network was deciding between Ben and Josh Murray (who split with Andi Dorfman after she chose him over Nick Viall on a previous season of The Bachelorette).

Everything I need to know about Pittsburgh I learned from Queer As Folk.

This is very validating! I seriously wish they would have just done a normal, bitter divorce when we were 15. We would have rebelled in the usual ways, developed trust issues early on that we’d smooth out through therapy over time. Instead I get to feel all the dumb teenager feelings at the ripe old age of 30!

Respeck Knuckles.

Staying together for the kids is doubley awful because either they see through your stupid ruse because it’s obvious you hate each other, OR (my case!) you’re so good at the ruse that when you do get divorced when they are adults you leave them totally shocked.

Woah. woah. woah. woooooooooooooah.

Servers should wear body cams so that when shit like this happens it can be used for social media shaming and online witch hunts just like God intended when she invented the internet.

The last sentence to this story just made me legit LOL at work as I creep these comments during my current Run Out The Clock Situation.

When you tip (I assume) the standard 20% at a resto, it’s for all of the service, both the table service and the food prep service. Most restaurants have some sort of tip-share where the kitchen is tipped out at the end of the night for their contribution to the overall customer satisfaction (or, at least at every…

Nah, he’s cool with Beyonce as long as it’s first-gen Destiny’s Child.

They call it the Houston Zinger and I think it’s how Sam Houston won the Battle of San Jacinto? Just looked over the river and yelled, “HAHAHA OHHH KAAAAAY Anthony Lo’Penz Dis Sandre Ante/ Sandy Ante/ Josh” and then the war was won?

When it comes to my children’s (and the greater metropolitan area where I reside’s) health, I base all my decisions on rando Deadspoin commenters...definitely superior to the “industry funded sources” (doctors, scientists, history, logic) where I currently get my information.