Angela Bassett should have been Storm, all others are pretenders.

Imagine spending 20 hours in an interrogation room with Sweaty Steve.

At least someone else remembers her. Kadooz to you (another old Gawker saying, thanks, Ramona Singer) for commenting in JG’s inimitable style.

It would be taken for granted that she’s pregnant (she’s now 49, but let that not distract us) and the only question would be if she were carrying twins or not.

.............I personally Hope Brad & Justin Hook up

Aniston did that with her last house and made a $15 million dollar profit. People think she’s just a dumb actress, but I beg to differ.

OMG, I think you’re talking about Rosie. Was that her name? She was a fucking psycho. 3 page comments on Aniston, followed by 3 page comments responding to anyone who dared to comment on the article.

They just had their house featured on Architectural Digest. I guess we know why, now: because they’re splitting up and planning to sell and that helps raise the price.

Can you EVEN imagine if brad and jenn got back together?

*gets on knees*

Being married is hard.

Babies are cute.

Thirst does not age well.

The end.

Ah, but she got shut down SO HARD by one of the kids, it was fucking beautiful.

I think he already knows that.

Can the Left let the families grieve for even 24 hours before they push their anti-gun and anti-gunowner agenda? My goodness. This isn’t about a gun it’s about another lunatic. #FloridaShooting

Although I greatly admire the actions of this young man, he’s about to learn the hard life lesson that the GOP members of Congress don’t give a single fuck about him or any other student in America and will gladly see their lives violently sacrificed at the altar of their NRA masters.

Countdown to conservative thinkpieces that will look at a well-spoken teenager with the emotional maturity to give a calm and rational plea for sanity after surviving a mass shooting and decide that he is everything wrong with America today...

“How dare he politicize this tragedy! This is disrespectful to the victims!”

How many male politicians are called opportunists?

What successful politician isn’t an opportunist?

Does everyone involved in that family have a stupid fucking name?