The statement I think said it best was that if the male lead were a normal person instead of a billionaire the book would’ve been made into an episode of Law and Order SVU.

I’m CERTAINLY not having enough sex (longest dry spell since I’ve been sexually active), and I STILL don’t want to see that piece of shit.

the same enthusiasm I reserve for cleaning my bathroom

From what I’ve gleaned from the article, beautiful inside and out. And of course, the kids lose out. Catholic institutions are nothing if not consistent.

I remember, years ago, when my wife was applying for a teaching position w/ a Catholic school, the first set of questions were not about her teaching abilities a/o her teaching philosophy, but were about 1.) her marriage status (I guess they had noticed her engagement ring), 2.) her pregnancy status (b/c, as they…

Do they fire straight teachers who have premarital sex? It’s funny that the Church seems to consider child molestation as a reason to shuffle priests around, but marriage a reason to fire someone.

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

John Kelly then: “I remember when women were sacred”

And I’m sure his then-wife filed a police report and restraining order in 2010 as a political move to discredit Trump because she has a crystal ball and knew Trump would be president.

I ate Doritos yesterday in public and I was not embarrassed by the crunch, and I even licked my fingers. Am I a man now?

He was a strange lad, a lad... insane.

Let me tell you brother, someday your lackadaisical attitude in re: bathroom cats will be your undoing...

“I would like to thank my fans, friends, and my #sexandthecity colleagues...”

He came off the field upset asndcrying., They saw their dad crying and that upset them, so she comforted them.

For anyone else who’s had a...trying...Monday; Olivia Benson Swift:

A coworker of mine saw the Faux News headlines and was giddy, because they ‘revealed so much.’ I sent him the memo to read and immediately watched his face drop when it became obvious there was nothing scandalous in it.

Yeah, but neither did their legions of loyal Trumpettes, who all vote based on the warped and turgid fever dreams of these idiots.

This has made me so fucking irrationally angry. Prince didn’t fucking care for this doofus and this doofus released a subtle DISS VERSE the same fucking year (AND MONTH) Prince performed at the goddamn Super Bowl.

Steve Wiebe has reached the Donkey Kong kill screen. *stares blank-faced at the camera for an uncomfortably long time*

*starts singing "Starman" to self, can't continue*